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Thinks of kissing her. Brushes obsessively.
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common sense
Invented camera. Scratch and sniff photos.
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Big Bang Your Head Theory
Banging your head on your desk
because your computer is now all in Spanish?
Don't worry
for everyone with a tech problem
their is a Sheldon Cooper waiting to help you
just don't expect them to
notice your $200 hair cut
your $1000 new outfit
or the fact you have been making it to the gym
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Funeral :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 0 0
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Food for thought
My mother's last meal, wedding cake.
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deliver me
I wish you would love me like you love pizza
morning noon or night
hot or cold
thick or thin
vegetarian or extra meat
you never tire of pizza
if it's burnt
you never hold a grudge
if its late you never admonish it
your just glad to see it
you never tire of it
savoured by your lips
love me like you love pizza
endlessly and in all its forms
I want to always make you happy
like pizza pie ,oh my
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last laugh :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 1 0
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Rough Sex :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 0 0
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better world :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 0 0
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Snack ,Doctor? :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 0 0
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Toilet Humour :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 0 0
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Real Deal :iconbadbadman013:badbadman013 1 1
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the greatest show on earth
The comic on stage tells  stories
makes them laugh
all eyes on him
at the table over  from me
the husband gently rubs
his hand up and down his wife's back
every minuet or two he turns to watch her laugh
he is turned half to the stage and
half to her
they laugh a lot
and when he takes his hand away
and rests it on the table
she grasps and holds it
their wedding rings touching
you want to be her, don't you dear
     
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Weather Lady
I looked out of my 13floor condo balcony
I saw a vast field filled with
pure white deep snow
I went down and filled the field with
a love poem to her
She came over for a
glass of wine
on the balcony
as the sun set
Must have liked my poem
Her deep red lips kissed me warmly
though the night
She was gone when I woke
Three dogs were peeing in the field
by sunset the poem had blown away
I drank coffee
alone
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Eternal compass
Republican or Democrat
Hot economy or cold
Short skirt, short hair, long dress ,bald is beautiful
Horse, car, private helicopter, teleportation
Newspaper, tv,
tweet
No carb, portion control, no fat
Everything comes
in or out of fashion
But their is always
A beautiful women
if you look
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Old (play)school
So old,only cosplay, shadow puppets.
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JayleyPrice Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave dear
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inkedacrylic Featured By Owner 4 days ago   General Artist
thank you for the faves :D
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2017
Thankie thankie for the fav's
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RSeer Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2017
Hey, thanks for the recent batch of favs. :-)
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
Thankie thankie for the fav.
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017
Thankie for the fav.
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CEZacherl Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for adding my illustration to your Favorites. I'll have more artwork up soon. But if you're interested in detail photographs and progress videos of the illustrations with more frequent updates; check out my Instagram CEZacherl
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